You have a birth chart, yes (like everyone else) but who said you actually had to use it ?
Here, at last, is the ultimate compilation of the very best advice for completely missing your astrological potential and becoming a true “anti-self”, the exact opposite of your natal qualities !
Advice Number 1: Do Not Study Your Birth Chart !
This is the most basic rule of all: if you never ask yourself any questions, then you never even have to answer them !!! What more could you possibly want ? 🙂
So make sure to leave your birth chart completely ignored, never even try to calculate it, and certainly never develop any astrological curiosity.
Even better: mock those who do ! Or those who read horoscopes…
It costs nothing, it’s amusing, and it makes you appear socially more intelligent ! (Especially if you sprinkle in a few moralizing scientific remarks that make it clear you belong to the enlightened camp that alone understands reality).
Advice Number 2: Be Contrarian !
For those who have already started becoming curious about astrology and studying their birth chart, it’s not too late !
You can still go completely against astrological logic and refuse to behave like all the sheep…
The Sun represents our core identity ? Who cares. I prefer to play a social role according to external expectations.
I’m a Leo? So what. I’d rather stay discreet, keep a low profile, and above all avoid shining or being loved and admired by others.
My Moon is in Cancer ? I deliberately ignore my family !
My Mercury is in Virgo ? I speak in banalities, avoiding analysis, reflection, calculation, and nuance.
My Mars is in Aries ? I prefer to procrastinate until mummification and indulge in total inaction…
Etc, etc.
Just because ancient astrological principles have analyzed archetypes since the dawn of time doesn’t mean you should obediently follow them !
Above all, do not try to understand yourself better or maximize your strengths. Instead, take pleasure in doing the exact opposite of what astrological interpretations suggest.
Advice Number 3: Deny Your Fears and Blockages !
We are never happier than when we bury our heads in the sand : what we don’t see doesn’t exist…
Why clutter your mind by trying to change things ? It’s much easier to stick to the old patterns you already know, the ones that allow you to remain safely inside your comfort zone.
Besides, does Superman have fears and blockages ? No !
So why should we ?
Advice Number 4: Act Out of Sync !
What’s truly great is when you free yourself from every rule and stop trying to do what makes the most sense in the present moment, simply rely on pure guesswork to move forward…
No constraints, no strategy, no schedule, any period is as good as any other !
So why bother planning anything according to natural cycles ?
Sure, sometimes you end up swimming against the current, but who cares !
That’s part of the fun and the adventure of life…
If you follow these tips carefully, you should end up perfectly misaligned, frustrated, and incomprehensible, even to your loved ones. Congratulations !
But if, by any chance, and despite all the excellent advice above, you’re still curious about your birth chart, you can read more or less the opposite of this article, which offers four important and original steps to help you get started… 🙂